summeralvarez:

When I show them the funny post’s that people I follow reblog there like..

But when i scroll down we see a penis gif and there like…

(Source: asthedevilscry)

At first I’m like:

“I’m gonna kill this mother fucker.”

Then it moves and I’m like:

whatadorkaly:

I see all my friends and were like:

Then i see someone i hate and im like:

The people ask if i hate someone and im like:

Then i walk into class like:

And my teacher looks at me like:

And Im just like:

Then when i se my best friend were like:

Then someone asked a stupid question and im like:

Then I get a A on my test and im like:

Then someone tells me something and im like:

Then I see my stalker and hes like:

ANd then I look at him like:

ANd then the teacher looks at me like:

ANd then Im like:

 

(Source: thelaughingstache)

would-u-fuck-me-if-i-:

autobottt:

Normal people: Why wont it open!?
Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??

Normal people: I feel so lonely
Me: forever alone ..

Normal people: Ohh, I get it!
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Normal people: Lol, i dont care.
Me: Cool story bro.

Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!!
Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.

Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!!
Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!

Normal people: I’m so angry.
Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUU

When I do this in public people think I’m a creepy weirdo.

Then I’m all

get with the program plz. Fo’ real.

(Source: kimluvzcats)