May 2012
theavengersheadcanons:
Thor loves candy and slowly builds up a pretty impressive collection. His favorite are Red Vines and Starburst mainly because he found the names amusing. He loves to share it with everyone, and eventually learns over time which Avenger likes what kind and he keeps them special just for them. Pixie Sticks for Clint, Salt water taffy for Steve, Red Hots for Tony, Chocolate...
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theavengersheadcanons:
Pepper asked Natasha to teach her some useful knots; ones that could easily be undone by someone on the outside, but not by the one who was tied up.
She had gone to Steve first, thinking that as a military man he might have a trick or two. Steve didn’t understand what she wanted them for—and when she explained, he turned so red that Pepper was worried he might pop a...
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theavengersheadcanons:
Tony is the second-shittiest poker playing Avenger.
Thor is the absolute shittiest, but he doesn’t care about winning anyway and doesn’t make any effort to learn. Tony pretends to be the same way, but he’s really just sour about being no good at it.
Natasha has the best poker face, and is a force to be reckoned with.
Steve does very well for himself, playing on the...
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theavengersheadcanons:
Steve doesn’t blush of curl into a ball when he hears a dirty word. Steve can withstand to cusses, and will dish them out should the need arise.
People happened to curse in the ’40s, especially people in the Army, particularly people in the Army who served with Dum-Dum Dugan.
He just thinks there’s a time and a place for it.
His favorite expletive happens to be...
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theavengersheadcanons:
A vaguely NSFW submission, submitted by mayflydecember!
Steve is a gentleman. He never treats you badly, always makes sure you feel good. Makes sure to call you the next day; then again, he doesn’t do one night stands. If he sleeps with you, he really likes you. / Bruce is a gentle lover. He cares more for your pleasure than his own, kind of like body worshipping. He...
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theavengersheadcanons:
Tony playfully called Steve,”Naïve Steve,” behind his back. One day Steve overheard him and he broke down crying. That was the day they finally called a truce once Tony finally apologized.
Submitted by elisaofasgard
Submission #257
theavengersheadcanons:
Tony likes to ruin Steve’s new favorite bands and songs by pointing out to him what the songs really means.
Then Tony can’t seem to figure out why the boyscout doesn’t like anything more recent than the Beatles (the only group Tony doesn’t try to ruin, he’s waiting for Steve to ruin that on his own).
Submitted by hoboapprentice
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You can't go home again.
theavengersheadcanons:
When he was first allowed to roam NYC on his own, Steve wanted to visit Brooklyn, to maintain a connection with where he came from. Maybe even find some old friends, or their descendants. But instead of the community of families, churches and mom-and-pop shops he once knew, he found mayonnaise stores, artisinal pickle makers, specialty pencil sharpening services, and...
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Submission #260
theavengersheadcanons:
The first time he saw her cry was the night they got back from the theater. It was a date, although they would both insist later that it wasn’t, and he kind of was hoping that it would end with a kiss. They arrived back at her apartment and she invited him in for a drink. She excused herself to go to the washroom and he took a seat on the couch. Ten minutes later he...
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Submission #214
theavengersheadcanons:
When the guys and gal get back from a particularly difficult mission and are all wound up and stressed out and can’t sleep, Nick forces them all into beds in a single room at the tower and reads them this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3UwbpUKCTo
It always works.
Submitted by melodicsiren
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Submission #263
theavengersheadcanons:
The Avengers jumped on the internet trend and did a video on Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe.
Submitted by alifetime-in-aminute
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theavengersheadcanons:
Steve learned to swing dance and taught Shanta. They practice together whenever he misses Peggy.
Submitted by lotl101
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theavengersheadcanons:
Natasha and Steve commiserate over their inability to get drunk by drinking Russian vodka together. In a moment of guarded confession, Natasha admits that he is not the first solder she’s known who has been kept on ice.
Steve can’t interpret her change in demeanor and asks, “Did you love him?”
She shakes her head. “It wasn’t love, but it was something.”
Submitted...
“[Chris Hemsworth] is a big boy, and it’s all real. There’s no CGI. He eats that...”
– Tom Hiddleston (via clenchuplegolas)
#just standing around and touching him
(via skarletfyre)
If Peeta Mellark had tumblr
Text Post: If this post gets 2000 notes Katniss will kiss me
maybelletea:
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
Submission #228
theavengersheadcanons:
When prostitutes solicit Steve, he politely declines and says some variation of,
“No thank you, ma’am.”
Submitted by dianariggslegs
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talesofthewormstache:
I think everybody should have their very own little button for when they’re sad
And when they press it
A balloon should come down from the sky
With a basket of kittens and fluffy fanfiction of their OTP
And then they won’t be sad anymore
bringmeseverus:
how am i getting my beach bod? walking with the lord
caadylyn:
remember when raven ate those mushrooms that she was allergic to
bringmeseverus:
how am i getting my beach bod? walking with the lord